I was channel surfing today and ran across Soul Food, on like, Showtime or something, at exactly the right moment -- the start of the best scenes and most quotable quotes. I love perfect timing.
It was when Nia Long's character comes home with her co-workers and discovers Lem is home during the day. Next thing you know, ol boy that she used to date is up in her shop. This leads to ...
Ol Boy: "...Cola."
Lem: "Who the f*ck is Cola?"
*followed by a Lem banging a tray upside Ol Boy's face.*
Meanwhile, the cousin is complimenting Myles on his music and he ends up playing piano for her at her audition. Next thing you know...
Terri: "F*ck family. I let family in my house, and family f*cked my husband."
*followed by Terri chasing Myles through the house with a knife.*
Now judging from my selections, one might think that I just like the use of the Eff word, followed by acts/threats of violence. That's not the case, I swear, though I have no proof otherwise.