First I find out that I can't flex my feet or point my toes without catching a cramp. Oh brother.
Now I have a stiff clavical (muscle in-between my neck and shoulder) muscle that all of a sudden occurred after leaning in the doorway, talking to Zee's preschool teacher this morning. It went away (after I took two Advil and did a million shoulder rolls) and now it's back. What da hell?
Of course, I'm convinced that it's meningitis. But I won't tell anyone that. (I did a symptom checker, and though I have none of the other symptoms, what else could it be?)