Memo to Nnenna - If a girl like you is gon' go white boy, let him be such that there is little question why. When onlookers gawk, they should utter an "oh" of understanding. Ol' Boy knows he's getting over; ain't got no business with you, scraggedy-looking self. That's why ya'll ain't never been apart. You have no idea how gorgeous you are, but he does. And so does...
...HE! Now, I'm not saying it was right what you did at the photo shoot knowing you had a boyfriend, but to quote Danielle: I ain't mad atcha, girl! And to jealous boy who hung up on you, GOOD RIDDANCE!
Memo to Gina - You got punked so hard so many times on last nights episode. It became so painful Thank goodness you finally didn't cry and semi-stood up to Jade. However, too little too late. You can't even get through a photo shoot, a judging, anything without mentioning her. Guess what? She won. And you let her.
Here's the thing, GinaPoo: She's just as big a punk as you. She's a bully. You were the only one too weak to even see how weak Jade really was. And how could you trust Janice? Have you never watched the old ANTMs?? The Bee's not to be trusted. Come on, now. Ooh, I started off rooting for you, but by the end of the episode you had exhausted me, and I prayed for your ousting. GOOD RIDDANCE!
Memo to Danielle - Go head, then girl. You are rocking the hell out of that weave. You're holding it down for cocoa-skinned, gap-teethed, Southern girls everywhere. This picture?
Memo to Jade - Hi Jade, I have a message from you from Bre. God don't like ugly.
In the end, either your bitchiness, your age or you seem to think, your lack of weave, will take you down. And I will be the first to utter: GOOD RIDDANCE!
Memo to Tyra - Please, please, please stop finding completely unconnected ways to plug your talk show. One season, it was your music; now it's the talk show. ANTM is already about you. Let it be a little about the girls, too.
Oh, how I love this show.